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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If you take $3.00 out of an ATM that has a $3.50 fee, do you owe the ATM machine money? I asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there, he said he couldn't complain! When I told my doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance! A neat and clean home is the sign of a broken computer. I like dating homeless women, I never have to take them home after the date! I told my girlfriend to text me when she got home……..she must be homeless! Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too! I named my dog “six miles” so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles each day. A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff! I saw my father chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was a great dog! A conclusion is the part where you just got tired of thinking. If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone in mind to blame. We are born naked, wet and staving. Then things get much worse! Telling a women to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat. Life is about the journey, not the destination, which may explain why people love sitting in traffic so much!
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Life is about the journey, not the destination, which may explain why people love sitting in traffic so much! If you take $3.00 out of an ATM that has a $3.50 fee, do you owe the ATM machine money? I asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there, he said he couldn't complain! When I told my doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance! A neat and clean home is the sign of a broken computer. I like dating homeless women, I never have to take them home after the date! I told my girlfriend to send me a text me when she got home……..she must be homeless! Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too! I named my dog “six miles” so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles each day. A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff! I saw my father chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was a great dog! A conclusion is the part where you just got tired of thinking. If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone in mind to blame. We are born naked, wet and staving. Then things get much worse! Telling a women to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

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